Sunday, May 2, 2010

life is a highway

Things Ryan Ray Did While On A Road Trip To Virginia With His Grandmother

-smoked weed in a McDonald's bathroom in Fayetteville, NC
-smoked weed in various places on the campus of William and Mary
-smoked weed in two Barnes & Noble bathrooms in Williamsburg, once while another person was in there pooping
-drybonged outside an organ recital in Bruton Parish Church, established by the colonies as an extension of the Church of England in 1674:

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-smoked weed while leaning against the supply shed that Thomas Jefferson once kept for slave quarters:

-smoked weed at Poplar Forest:

-smoked weed in various places on the campus of UVA:

-smoked weed in a bathroom at a Pizza Hut in Savannah, GA
-smoked weed in his grandmother's guest bedroom
-smoked weed in his grandmother's car while she attended the day's second Thomas Jefferson/Patrick Henry reenactment

-smoked weed in a lot of hotel parking lots
-tried not to listen to Rush Limbaugh on the radio
-probably made out with everyone

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