alien invasion

Yesterday I sold my biggest secret to a teacher so I could watch Frasier with my boyfriend all night instead of doing homework. We spend about seventeen hours per day lying down now. He sleeps for maybe twelve of them and I do a scattered five or six. The rest of the time I am peeing or eating things like half of a cake. My throat is never not dry and I hate the smell of everything. It is not too hard but I don't remember how to do anything else.